i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones
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I miss that time when the only hardest subject is...
expiry: IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME MOTHERFUCKER DROP YOU ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD AS A CHILD OR ARE YOU JUST A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
tsunderrorist: if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled
blondebobblehead: sherlockedwithfeels: ignisaquae: If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take? jared padalecki idk it would go under them and make it look like their falling in mid air
saderidan: When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from
best-of-funny: mysteryperson1: terezipyrope: terezipyrope: for every note this gets i will drop another rubber duck into the sea 100% legit no joke i’m totally going to do it i swear ive never been more serious in my life this is the most serious a person has ever been about rubber ducks i got impatient Well, we’re screwed. X
hungarian: jingle bells jingle bells your mom has nice tits jingle all the way….
vvaddles: vvaddles: club penguin is the only thing i have left nevermind
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
ohabutt: in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
so-tired-of-running: del0ppus: If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think My love for this post is unbelievable.
lol-drugged: pityreblogs: so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind… then he sent this apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire Was anyone else...
Two Sides of Me
theseinevitablethoughts: I have two personalities. One is when I’m laughing, and a fake smile Is plastered on my face. I’m not happy, but I think that Maybe if I pretend long enough That it will become real. The other is when I lay awake at night In my dark room Staring at my ceiling. Suicidal thoughts swim around In my head, tempting me. Tears prick in my...