lets have a minute of silence for those people who have their family comment on their facebook pictures.
sir please leave the caption writing for people who are actually funny
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
choose your favourite reaction
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
dont fucking sass me youtube
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow